I friggin' love this band, probably more than Leftover Crack/Choking Victim, and even I still can't figure out exactly what this song's about, it's cool to know how to play. a crust chick and get her to join in. :D Three riffs: G|---------------------| D|---------------------| A|------2222------3333-| E|-3333------0000------| G|---------------------| D|---------------------| A|------2222-3333-5555-| E|-3333----------------| G|----------------------| D|----------------------| A|-7777-3333----55------| E|-----------33----3333-| For the harpsichord parts, play each root note twice, it's the same basic melody the whole song.